MovieHook rating... C-
It looks like somebody else is trying to capitalize on the success of Superbad, and from the looks of it College is using the exact same formula. First is the regular kid that is going to a good college, Kevin (Drake Bell), next the fat kid who is always pissed off because of his fatness or Carter (Andrew Caldwell), and of course the nerdy kid that people are laughing at throughout the movie AKA Morris (Kevin Covais), but in this case the nerdy kid wasn't Mclovin, and he wasn't funny.
College begins at the high school of Kevin, Carter, and Morris. They are eating lunch when their buddy Fletcher (Ryan Pinkston) walks over, and tells them he visited his brother in college over the weekend. The trio kind of shrugs it off saying who cares it's just college, and then Fletcher begins to tell them all these crazy things he did there. Lunch concludes and they are walking down the hall talking about a college trip they had planned for that weekend. Kevin's girlfriend walks over and tells kevin she wants to break it off because he is no fun anymore. Kevin's friends tell him that it is good for him, and he decides the best thing to do is to try and prove her wrong, and have some fun on their college visit.
They arrive at Fairfield college and decide to try to stay in a Frat, but the leader of the Frat
Teague (Nick Zano) doesn't take a liking to them. Throughout the weekend they get drunk every night, and the Frat guys continue to mess with them. Kevin, Carter, and Morris go around telling people they are in college, and from doing this they meet three girls lead by Kendall (Haley Bennet). Throughout the weekend they have to deal with the Frat guys getting them in to trouble, and trying to make sure no one finds out they are in high school.
I don't really know how the makers of this movie thought it was going to make money, but i'm sure they will have a lot of time to figure it out when they are sitting at home looking for a new job. It is rated R, which takes out the only audience it could be targeted too, young teenagers. And it stars a Nickelodeon favorite Drake Bell, who gets drunk and says the F word maybe a hundred times. On the flip side there was bad acting, and the most obnoxious fat kid I have every seen in a movie, Andrew Caldwell. My favorite part was when the three high schoolers drank beer out of a Frat guy's harry butt, but i missed most of it because I had to run to the bathroom to puke. On the bright side, I laughed maybe twice, so there was not much of a bright side.
I wouldn't recommend anybody see this movie unless you enjoy college kids drinking beer out of each others buttholes.
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